Paani Me Gadbad Hai
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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hai,
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Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tere lye,sb se rishta toor dia tere lye, tune aj tk kia hi kya mere lye. .
Larki!
Munni budnam hoe darling tere lye.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."
Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
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Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
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1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)