Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 784 views

A man went to his lawyer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy & girl playing Ludo

Boy & girl playing Ludo.

BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U.

Girl: What?
Acha aur agar 6 aya to?

Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

car ka number

ar ka number

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.

Car ka No. 2989 hai,

jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka

un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?

Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Airliner

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a
rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably
afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his
seat mate.
"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the
saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the
rains!!'"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)