Qurbani k din bv shohar se:ap janwar kab lao ge?
Shohar:begam mujhe hi zibah kar lo

bv:gadho ki kamai halal hai magr qurbani haram hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 619 views

If You Pass Exam I'll gift you 1 Cycle

Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?

Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?

Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur
Khane Laga.
Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek
Keeda Hai.
Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere
Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”
Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal
Banaya Jaye, Bola.
Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya
Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha,
Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar in police station

Sardar in police station:
ay tasveeran kina diyan ne?
Police: Criminals ki jin ko arrest karna hai.
Sardar: Tay paglo, jadon khechiyan c udon e pharr lene c

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Mouse To Elephant:
2 Din K Liye Apni Kameez Dena.

Elephant:
“Ha….Ha….Ha…..
Pehney
Ga Kya ??”

Mouse:
Nahe,Beti Ki Shadi Hay,
Tent Lagwana Hay..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boyfriends

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent 

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? 

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)