5 pathan aur 1 Behari
5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky
Huy thy,
.
Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna
hoga,
.
Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki
Qurbani me deta hun!
Taaliyan
Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy
Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 961 views
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