Time Table
Aaj Kal K Larkon Ka
Time Table..
TV 3 Ghante..
Facebook 4 Ghante..
Mobile 8 Ghante..
Friends 2 Ghante..
Aur Jab Parhaai Ka Time Hota Hai
To Kambakhat Neend Aa Jati Hai.. :-(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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