Time Table
Aaj Kal K Larkon Ka
Time Table..
TV 3 Ghante..
Facebook 4 Ghante..
Mobile 8 Ghante..
Friends 2 Ghante..
Aur Jab Parhaai Ka Time Hota Hai
To Kambakhat Neend Aa Jati Hai.. :-(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 702 views
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Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.
Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.
Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.
Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.
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Sir, Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete
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Short Man: Are Mr Funny bole to, agar bina daanton ka Kuta kat le
to kya karny ka ?
Mr Funny: Very simple bhai, bole to bina Sui ke 14 injection lagvane ka...
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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?
Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja
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Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
.
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teacher:Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Banta:"ZEBRA".
Teacher:Shocked,how?
Banta:Because it is still "Black and White"!!!
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Ek faqeer tha.
Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.
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Sardar:
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain
Pathan:
Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya
Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
.
Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
.
Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
.
Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.
Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.
Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?”
Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro Rahe Hai“
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Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.
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