Wife: What will you give me
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A slight Push…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1036 views
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Usne Murghi se shaadi ki.
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Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.
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ap k pyar ka bi izhar ho jae ga ,
humara salan bi tayar ho jae ga
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Teacher:-bachcho kabhi sharab mat peena,jhooth mat bolna,kabhi nonveg mat khana,kabhi ladki ko mat chhedna.aur apne desh ke liye jaan de dena.
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Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..
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Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with
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Sardar:4 apples.
Girl:U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd
apple then ur stomach is not empty.
Sardar:Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko
b bataon ga,
Sardar to his frnd:
How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
Frnd:6 apples
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