Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut?

Faqeer phone pay: Hello pizza hut? Awaaz aaye: Yes!
Faqeer: 2 large pizza aur 1 coke bhej do.
Awaaz aaye: Kiss kay naam pay? Faqeer: Allah kay naam pay baba.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 748 views
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