Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views

Larki ki amma

Larkay wale:

Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?

Larki ki amma…

Haan jii

MASHAALLAH

Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Judge asked the husband

Court was hearing a divorce case.

Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?

Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.

Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.

How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kya Tune Rishvat Li Hai?

Ek Aadmi Ko Court Ki Peshi Pe Gavah Ke Tor Pe Bulaya Jata Hai
Vakeel Us Se Pehla Sawaal Puchhta Hai

Vakeel: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”
Gavah Chup Rahta Hai
Vakeel Ne Fir Jor Se Chillake

Kaha: “Kya Aapne Is Case Ke Samjhaute Ke Liye 5,00,000 Rupees Liye Hai?”

Gavah Is Baar Bhi Chup Raha
Vakeel Ko Gussa Aa Jata Hai Aur Wo Gavah Ko Gale Se Pakad Ke Bolta Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa’s son was filling an application form

Santa’s son was filling an application form.The form asked about”Mother Tongue”.

Son: Papa, main aithe ki likhna?

Santa: Likh puttar,”Very Long and Uncontrolled.”:D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 kutra

GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe
the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush
h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)