Wife to her husband: Please take me to an expensive place.
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Husband replied: okey get ready
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We are going to Petrol Pump.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 760 views

Orkut te kudi fasai,

Orkut te kudi fasai,
Facebook te gal chalai,
Twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,

Yahoo te divorse ho gaya,
ess bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

High Level Insult

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Light chali gai

Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.

Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.

Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Haye Re Tera Bholapan

Nayi Aayi Dulhan Ko Saas Apne Pass Bitha Ke Samjha Rahi Thhi.

Saas: “Beti Ab Tum Mujhe Apni Maa Or Apne Sasur Ko Pita Hi Samjhna”

Tabhi Darwaje Par Ghanti Baji, Bahu Ne Darwaja Khola To Pati Aaya Tha.

Saas: “Kon Aaya Hai Beti?”

Bahu: “Maan, Bhaiya Office Se Aaye Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)