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Kashmir Day J0ke Sms
Kashmir Ke Vadiy0n Me
Barfele Hawa0 Me
Jhel KAY Kinare Baithe Laila Ne Majnu Sey Kya Kaha
Her0 Mat Ban
Sweter Pahen ley.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 546 views
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