Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1166 views

Molvi moviecdehk rha tha

Aik dafa aik molvi movie dekh raha tha.
Doosra aadmi: Molvi sahab aap ne to kaha tha ke ap
movie nahi dekhte.
Molvi: Mein is ko Nafrat Ki Nigah se dekh raha
hon...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There is a frog

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi

HusBnd calls 4rm Karachi 2 his wife in Lahore. Servant picked the phone.

HusBnd, Mem Sab se bat karvao!

SerVnt, Woh to sahab k sath kamre main so rahi hain.

HusBnd, Par sahb to main hun.

SerVnt, Ab main kia karun?

HusBand, maar de doo no ko main hold krta hun.

After killinG

SerVant, Lashon ka kia karun

HusBand, Ghar ke peche walay swiming pool main phenk de or bhag ja

SerVant, per hamre ghar main to swiming pool hi nahi he..

HusBand, Oh! Sorry Wrong number :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boy friend

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Sardar 2 His Wife

Sardar 2 his wife
kakay ne machar kha lita aiy
Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
main kakay nu
Mortein Pila Dita ay.

by Razzi (few years ago!)