Santa raat ko cycle
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 2287 views
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Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Pathan apni unparh BV say:
Chal honeymoon per chaltay hain.
Wife: Nahi mujhe kapray dhonay hain tum meray bhai ko lay jao.
Pathan:O Yessss !!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar:
Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.
She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?
There isn't even a keyboard attached?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho
jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One day one boy and girl came late to school.
Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,
Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.
Teacher asked the boy why were u late,
Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha
qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha
"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"
Iss pr sardar bola ..........
ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
2 Studnts raat me Parhty hue
First: Kitne baje hai?
Dusre ne 1 patthar uthakar saamne girls hostel me mara
Ek ladki nikli or boli: Kamino ab to so jao
raat ke 2 baj rahe hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The First Parent
by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?", Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"
"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)