Teacher: Cow hmari mata hai.
Teacher: Cow hmari mata hai.
(bahar ek cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: sir... sir... bahar aapki mummy awara "sando" ke sath ghum rhi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views
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