There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views

Aik Dost ko

Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya

Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:

Call urgently, she wants your number

ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein

phone nai utha raha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main fail hona chahti hun

Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Faqeer: Pehle Aap 10 Rupe Dete They,

Phir 5, Ab 1 Rupya Kyu?

Aadmi Pehle Mein Kunwara Tha,

Phir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hein....

Faqeer: Bohot Khoob,

Matlab Mery Paison Sy Ayashian.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was writing something very slowly. 

Sardar was writing something very slowly. 
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can''t read very fast.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Santa : Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?

Banta :
Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)