There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1008 views

Teacher To Student

Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat
Ko Mazbooti Se Jakde Rakhti Hai?
Student: Miss, Salwar Ka Narra.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)

Saien to saien, Saien ki harkaten bhi saien...

Ek Saien Girlfriend k sath Car me Karachi sy Hyderabad ja raha tha Usne larki k hath pr hath rakha tu
Lrki Pyar se boli
Tum is se agay b ja skte ho

Saien usy Nawabsha le gaya :-P :-

Saien to saien, Saien ki harkaten bhi saien...

by Abdul Wahab (few years ago!)

apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya

Doctor to Sheikh: apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya jo ap phisal gai?
Sheikh: main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey mein kela to ni hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

Agr Apke Khane Me Makhi Gir Jae

To Usy Nikal Kr Itna Chabayen K Ksi Or Makhi

Ki Jurrat Na Ho Aap K Khane Ki Taraf Ane Ki..

Zubaida Aapa K Ebrat Nak Totke

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A lucknowi nawab

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)