We ist landed in moon
USA:We 1st landed in Moon.
Rus:We 1st landed in Venus.
Santa: 1st landed in Sun
USA: U cant. Its too hot
Santa: We landed at Night
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 579 views
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