Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1
chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath
chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 828 views

Telephone no

Banta: Please give me your telephone number. I will
call you up in some time.
Santa: It is in the telephone book.
Banta: Fine! What is your name?
Santa: That is in the telephone book, too

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bechare Janwar Bhi Ab Darte Hai

Ek Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni Bethe The, Mor Ka Man Morni Ko Kiss Karne Ka Kiya,

Mor Morni Ko Kiss Karne Hi Laga, Ki Morni Use Rok Ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne Lagi, To Mor Ne Puchha,

Mor: “Kya Hua Janu?”

Morni: “Dekh Rahi Hoon Aas-Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Saale ‘MMS’ Bana Lete Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Asked:

R U Suffering From Fever?

Khan Sahb: No, From Karachi &
Going 2 Peshawar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aise Bachho Se Savdhan

Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The,

Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola,

Bachha: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Jyada Bhadiya Thi”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)