Horror movie
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1
chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath
chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 972 views
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