Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath
me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.

Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views

Kids

A boy and a girl of class 2 asked teacher: Sir Can kids of our age have kids??
.
Teacher: No Never!
Boy: See I had told you not to worry

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa to Pandit

Santa to Pandit – Ye aapke sir pe choti kyun?

Pandit – Ye antena hai, isse aache VICHAR aate hai,

Santa – Kamaal hai, mere sar par DISH TV hai fir bhi kuch nahi aata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa (Security Incharge)

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?

Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Brazer or Bunyaan

Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq
hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load
kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada
hota hai<

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)