Trainin k doran 1 officer ne
Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye tumharay hath
me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari khala hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views
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