Molvi Apne 16 bacho
Aur BV k sath Dost k ghar Dwat pe gia
Dost ne itni bari Family dkh kr
Ghusa main kaha,
“Hayaa nhi i?”

Molvi:
Nhi Us k pepar ho rahy hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 570 views

A man was telling

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ultimate beizzati

Ultimate beizzati : Garmi main bus stop pe 20 log bus ka
intazaar kar rahe the.
Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupye
lekar auto main baithkar chala gaya.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

I wish i was ur book so that

WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Professor and Munna Bhai

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahane

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
.
DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)