ticket liya hia
3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:
Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."
Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 689 views
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