Kubsoorat Si Aankhen

Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,
Masoom Sa Chehra,
Mithi Si Aawaz,
Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,
Khush Mizaj Andaz,

Ye To Hui
Meri Baat,,

Aur
Sunao
Kese Ho Aap..;-p

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Race dekhte huwe pathan ne doosrey sey pucha:

“inaam kis ko mile ga?”

2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”

pathan “tou phir peechey waley kyun bhag rahey hain…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha

1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha
"Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!"
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye or uska elaj ho gaya,
Dr: AB KYA KROGY?
Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga,
Dr: Very Nice!!
Phir kya krogy!!
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Unka birthday manaon ga
Nekr or Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?
Pagal: Unki Nekr sy lastic Nikalon ga
Phir?
Ghulail Bnaoun ga Or Chirya ko Maron ga....!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Tumahri car ka tyre kase pankacher hua

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi.

sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ? banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich pa le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Saas bahu ki demanden

Saas ki demanad larki khobsurat ho,ameer ho ,parhi likhi ho,kam umer ho,ghar k kam kaj me maher ho,



larki ki demand :saas na ho,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sardar rishta mangne gaya

Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia
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Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai
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Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek cockroach ka marne se

Ek cockroach ka marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfaaz

Aao mjhe mar dalo buzdl Insan!

Tum mujh se jalte ho

Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi mujh se darti haiSmile

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
exams mai fail ho gaye to

Sardar (beta se): Agar tum es baar bhi exams mai fail ho gaye to mujhe apna baap mat kehna.
Result wale din Sardar: Kiya hua?
Beta: Bas "Sardar ji" kuch naa pucho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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