Hilter & Pathan
Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”
Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye
Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 boys where going on a motor cycle.
policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar
shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen
ga…!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PaKisTan Me LoGo k
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ApNe kaaM Sy kaaM rakhna....!!!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
High Level Insult
Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I`ve been sending emails to William Shakespeare.
Banta: William Shakespeare is dead.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA 1ST TIME PLANE ME BETHA.. PLANE RUNWAY PER DOR RAHA THA.. SANTA NE PILOT KO THAPPAD MARA OR BOLA.. ABE SALE DEER HO RAHI HAI OR TU BY ROAD JA RAHA HAI....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Koi…
Galti
Ghhustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tou
Is
Akhri
Mahenay
Me
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Mujh
se
Mafi maang lo
Q
k
;
Me aaj achay mood mai hoon
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?
Intresting Jawab.
Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade The Main Nahi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)