Jurwa Bachey

1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli:

Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney.....

(lo batao ab tu Pakistan key halat daikh key bachey bi akaily aney sey dartey hain)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views
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