Teacher to Sardar:
Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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"Dear Maths,
Please Grow UP And Start Solving Your Problems Yourself."
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Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”
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Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”
Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”
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Papa: kya tum use phchan sakte ho?
Sonu: haan papa mein uska daant saath laya hu.
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Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"
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Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
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Lekin Phir Tum Milgaye
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Akele Hi Sukoon Tha.
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Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
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pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
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Bhikari: amma roti do.
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- Dadi: Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana.
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- Bhikari: ye mera mobile no. Hai Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D
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- Bhikari rocks.
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- Dadi:Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.:D
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- Dadi double rocks.;-
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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
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