Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
Dosri GF (Second Girl Friend Time)
Ali ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
Wo late aai,
Girl: Kiya mai late ho gai?
Ali: Falak pe chaand sitaaron ko nend aa rahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya, tu ab aa rahi hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 910 views
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Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
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bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p
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