Ek Pathan Mobile Franchise Mein Job Interview K Liay Gaya
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First Question K Answer Pe He Usko Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

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Quiz: Which Is The Most Popular Network?

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Pathan: Al-Qaeda

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 999 views

Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le

Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..

Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now,
class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you
know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face."
"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I
am standing upright in the ordinary positions the
blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't
empty."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai

1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai.
6 din tak maltay nhi bikay or sukh kar chotay ho gaye.

satwen din sardar malton ko pani lagatay huay bola

Oye! nai vikna tay na viko par hosh te karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Volcano to his wife

What did the volcano say to his wife?

I lava you so much!

hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)