Fact of Classroom
Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
....
.
He might b afraid dat u know more than him
B +ve.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views

Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.

Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”

Makkhi Nahi Udi…

Fir Bola.

Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”

Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…

Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ramesh Ka Ladka

Strange man to a boy: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Nahi .

Next day again..
Strange man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?Boy: Nahi.

Next day, unka accident ek car se hua, in the Hospital..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy ek Doctor se: Doctor ye mujhe pareshan kar raha hai "tu Ramesh ka ladka hai" puch puck ke..

Doctor: Toh tu kehde na ki too Ramesh ka ladka hai..
Kuch der baad phir se..

Man: Tu Ramesh ka ladka hai?
Boy: Haan.
Man: Lagta to nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

voda fone care

Called @ vodafone care

A girl picked up the phone

Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai

Boy:thank u

Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??

Boy:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??

Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai


Boy:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?

Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu


Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar

Girl: not interested

Boy:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris

Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??

Boy:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs


Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai

Boy:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein ungli karne baar baar call karti rehti hai


Girl shocked, boy rocked :-)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Dard Kahan Hai

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai apko?
Patient (F): Pooray badan mien hai

Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tajmahal ko dekh

Tajmahal ko dekh ke bola Shahajahan ka pota,
.
.
.
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota
.
.
.
.
.
agar Daddu aashiq na hota..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)