Jab professor tumhe Class se
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Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
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He might b afraid dat u know more than him
B +ve.;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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