Mareez
Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 935 views
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