Mareez

Doctor:
Woh Memon Mareez
Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per K Dawaen
Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo
Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 720 views
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Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:” Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene
aayi thi…:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Allah Ke Naam Par De De

Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Choti Si Bacchi Aayi

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beta”

Bacchi: “Main Beta Nahi Beti Hoon”

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beti”

Bacchi: “Mera Naam Sandhya Hai”

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Sandhya”

Bacchi: “Mera Poora Naam Sandhya Chaudhary Hai”

Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De
De Sandhya Chaudhary”
Bacchi: “Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo Baba“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye,

Sardar 2 Sardarni:
Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Aye, Main Uthey Jaana Aye.
Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
New car

Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Office K Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola Tha K
Ek Truck Ne Takar Mari Aur Darwaza Durr Ja Gira,
Memon Apni Car K Liye Rone Laga
Police Ne Kaha K Aap Ko Apni Gari K
Afsoos Mai Ye B Nai Pata
K Apka Left Hand B Ghayab Hai,
Tu Memon Ne Kaha:
Kyaaaa!
Yani Meri New Rado Ghari B Gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aaj kal k bacche

Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!
Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke
Messages.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Shadi k baad muskarana

Neki kar k aise bhool jao

jaise
log shadi kar k




musranana bhool jate hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
ROGER FEDRER VS PATHAN

ROGER FEDRER: I HAVE GRET KNOWLEDGE ABOUT TENNIS, U CAN ASK ANY THING.
PATHAN: OK TELL ME , HOW Many HOLES R THERE IN A NET ?

by faraz shaikh (few years ago!)
Baniya: Bhai Kela Kaisa Diya…

Baniya: Bhai Kela Kaisa Diya…
Falwala: 1 Rs Ka Ek..

Baniya: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai Kya?

Falwala: 60 Paise Mein Toh Sirf Chilka Milega..

Baniya: Yeh Ley 40 Paisa, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Modern Bezzati

Modern Bezzati..
Boy to Girl: I love u & want 2
marry u.

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Girl: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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