Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views

Manager ne aanewale se pocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata
nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar
aaya hoon."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

angoor:log itne ganday hotay

angoor:log itne ganday hotay hain ke mujhe chuba lete hain
seb:log itnay ganday hotay hain ke mujhay cheel kar khatay hain.
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kela:log itnay beghairat hotay hain mujhay nanga kar kay khatay hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

Miss: Ager Lion ki jaga kutta jungle ka badshah hota,

To jungle ka kya haal hota ?

Student: Wohi Jo Aaj Pakistan Ka Hai .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What are u doing now a day

Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep
your study ahead.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Itni shiddat se

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)