Ek Aadmi
Malik:
jaldi se koi khali rakshaa laao. Pathan
Nokr kafi der bad aaya aur bola shb,
koi raksha nhi mila jo nazr aya kocha
1 admi zarur beatha nzr aaya.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 553 views
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