Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
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Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 2356 views

Ladke walo ko ladki pasand

Ladke walo ko ladki pasand aa gayi aur unhone ladki walon se kha ki shadi kab karni hai?

Ladki walo ne kha ki abhi hamari ladki padh rahi hai, pdhai ke baad shadi hogi

Ladke walo se gusse mein kaha ki hamara ladka kya bandar hai jo kitabe phaad dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde

Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?

A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue

Remake of Om Shanti Om dialogue
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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To exam abhi khatam nahi hue, Re-Test abhi baki hai mere dost

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer To Banker

Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)