My income tax return
My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?
I replied:
65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.
2.1 million illegal immigrants
9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons
And above all
769 idiots in parliament.
,
They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!
,
I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 758 views
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