Mere khyal se hmari beti ki
Biwi-mere khyal se hmari beti ki kisi ladke k sath setting ho gai h
pati-vo kaise?
Bivi-q ki vo kafi dino se recharge k paise nahi maang rhi h.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views
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