Apko Lift Chahey Kia

1 Admi Bike Pe Ja Raha Tha.
Admi Ne Rastey Pe Jatey Pathan Se Poucha?
Sir! Apko Lift Chahey Kia?
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Pathan:
Nahi Hamara
Ghar Tou Ground Floor Pe Hai.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 723 views
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