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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 546 views

Class Mein Ye Sab Nahi Karna Chahiye

Pappu Jab Chhota Tha, Tabhi Se Vo Kuch Jyada Hi Smart Aur Chalaak Tha

Jab Vo Nursery Class Mein Thha To Vo Ek Ladki Ko Kiss Kar Rahe Tha, Achanak Se Madam Aa Gayi,
Madam Gusse Se Boli: “Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Pappu: “Mam, Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi Wahi Main Wapis Le Raha Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Larki zor se chalai

2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein eik sath admit thay.

1st:Kisne maara??

2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

gala kharab

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya. Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?

Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli Nahi hai aajao.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Can You Define Who is a Lecturer

*Teacher To Student*
"Can You Define Who is a Lecturer"?

"Student"...
A Lecturer is a Person Who Has a Bad Habit of Speaking When Someone is Sleeping.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)