On a snowy day
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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No one teaches a tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Natural Disasters jst happens
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Uss aadmi ne kaha-(1).bahut sara paisa!!
(2).ek bahut bda bangla(mahel).
(3).hamko uskaaaa...........
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.chaukidaar banao!!
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