Khusra Maths K Paper Main Dance Kar Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha
Yeh Kya Kar Rahy Ho.

Khusra:
Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha maths mai Her STep K Number HoTy Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1236 views

Principal asked PreM

Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do u know English

Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG
PANCHAMI?
Banta: So Simple Yaar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Peyar ke baare me

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Lettuce out of School

TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word
"lettuce" in it.Amy writes something.

TEACHER TO AMY: What've you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.Show Punchline

Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)