The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I have lost my wife here in this supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 552 views

Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. 

Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Memon Apne Kamre Ko

Memon Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..

Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko

"White" Paint Kiya..!

Aur

Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..

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."Same As Above":

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."

He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,

sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,

Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai

Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha:"R U Sick suffering from fever?"

pathan repliez"No, I'm Muslman Suffering from peshawar, 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)