Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala
Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni Gusse Se Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala?”
Pati: “Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 840 views
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