Air hostess to all the passenger.?
Air hostess to all the passenger.?
Kripya apni -apni belt bandh le..
"santa asked"
Te Bibi jinha ne Pajama payia oh ki kra....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!
And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:
That's not gneiss!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The best way to see the good work of a government is to love his party personally
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna
Panja bana ra tha.
Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai
Student:
Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun
by Numan Malik (few years ago!)
Aik sheikh patient hospital mein Nurse par chila raha tha
Doctor ne nurse ko bulwa kar poocha
Woh patient abb kis baat par naraaz ho rahahai
Nurse: woh ess baat par naraaz ho raha hai ke
Medicine khatam hone se pehle hi kion sehat yaab ho geya
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
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?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says,
“Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
The other sardar replies,
“Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Patni:Mai Gana Gati Hu To Tum Balcony Me Q Jatey Ho
Pati:Taki Mohalle Wale Ye N Soche Ki Mai Tera Gala Daba RAha Hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua
hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri
hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)