Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.

Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views

A Haryanvi's donkey

A Haryanvi's donkey went missing. Haryanvi was praying and thanking God.

A Sardar saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; Why are thanking God?"

Haryanvi: I am thanking God because I wasn't riding the donkey at that time when it went missing, otherwise I would also have been missing

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Dentist

A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a
few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this
time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting
room right now, and I don't want to miss the four
o'clock ball game.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.

yamraj hijde se bole-lao tumhara hisab.
dunia me kya krke aaye ho?
hijda-aaye haye harami, abe de ke kya bheja tha jo hisab mang rhe ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein

Ek jageer daar sahab sheher mein apney naey parosi ko maroob kerney keliey bata rahey they,

“Agar mein subah apni car mein beth ker apni zameenein dekhney nikloon to shaam honey tak aadhi zameenein bhee nahi dekh sakta”

Parosi ney izhaar-e-afsos kertey huey kaha, “Hamarey paas bhee bohat saal pehley aisee hi ek car hua kerti thee”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blonde Driving

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving
very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I`m sorry sir, but wherever I go,
there`s always a tree in front of me and I can`t seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that`s your air freshener!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)