Golu- Aur biskut Lijiye Na!!

Mehmaan- Nahi Shukriya,Mai Pehle Hi 4 Kha Chuka Hu...:O

GOLU- Waise khaye to aapne 8 hai, par chalo yahaan kaun gin raha hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 996 views

PerPos New Style

PerPos New Style
Boy to Girl- Mai aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hu

Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi He

Boy-Fir Bhen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli Se Baat Kra De

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai
ya"double" :

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student School

Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?

Student: Yes Sir.

Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?

Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Santa: A police dog.

Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.

Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)