nut and bolt

Ek Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ko
Delivery Hui, Wife Ne Husband Ko
SMS Bheja, Aapka Spare Part Aa
Gaya Hai .
Husband Ne Reply Mai Poocha NUT
Hai Ya BOLT ..?

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 654 views
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