Aj humara jumaah ka
Pathan:aj humara jumaah ka namaz nikal gaya yara!!!
Dost:kese yara?
Patahn: Yara imam saab bola apne mobile band kr den,humara ghar par tha..
Jab band kar ke Aya to jamat nikal gaya...
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