Father: beta tum history mein fail kyun ho gaye the?

Beta: papa , sabhi question us time ke the jab mein paida bhi nahi hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views

Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz

1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K

Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?

2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi

Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A guy walks

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?

Aisi-ki- taisi kab hoti hai?
Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan bhi nai bacha sakta
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Ans:-jab DAST lage our pajame ka naada na khule

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan aur 20 rupay

Pathan: Aj Me Bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho
Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte
To 80 Rupe Bach Jate.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa: pappa agar main exam

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga

Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)