Station jane k kitne paise logay
pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?
Ricksha wala: 50
Pathan: 20 lelo
Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega
Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega
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Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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aayi thi…:P:P
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A man's feeling
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It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
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