A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near
the lions' cage and asks them their names and
what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 991 views

shaadi ke baad main

1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya.

2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho?

1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa Ghar Par Hai?

Postman Doorbell Bajata Hai.
Ek Bachha Mooh Mein Cigarette Liye Aur Hath Mein Beer Glass
Pakde Hue Bahar Nikla.

Postman: “Beta, Papa Hai ?”

Bachha: “Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Buddha Santa ko

?1 Buddha Santa ko Roz KAJU-BADAM
Khane Ko Deta Tha

Santa=Aap Muze Roz KajuBadam Q Khilate ho

Buddha=Beta Daant To Rahe Nhi
Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mera Malik

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nou jawano age berho

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)