Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near
the lions' cage and asks them their names and
what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was
trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 658 views
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