what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 952 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

santa CIGRATE P raha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI Se baat krti ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jahanam ka rasta

Aik charsi bus me lahore ja raha tha

sath wali seat pe baithe molvi ne kaha tum jaham k raste pe ja rahe ho.

Charsi chilaya oye roko me te lahore jana c.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
CCV CEMRA

Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/-
mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le
aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa
kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage
hote hain!.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Chohy talwar le kr

Chohy talwar le kr bhag rhy thy .

Sher ne pucha Kia hua? .

1 chuha bola hathi ki beti ko kisi ne propose kia Or nam hmara aya ha .

LAASHEN BICHA DEN GE LAASHEN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.

SANTA:Meri BV Bahut Busy Rehti H.
BANTA:Wo Kaise ?

SANTA:Monday to Friday
Ekta Kapoor K Serial Me.
aur
Sat-Sunday Meri Galti NikalneMe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Itefaq

Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Monthly Paas

Principal -Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 rs fine, 2nd time 200 rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

Munna bhai -Monthly paas ka kya lega mamu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sedhi ungli

Jab Ghee Seedhi ungli se na niklay to.
..
..
..
..
..
..
Chamcha Istemaal karo.
Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai. ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Pakistani: Mera beta

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Munna bhai And Professor

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rah..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Behan, bartan saaf karne ke ..

Khana Khaya Kya

Responses Of Kiss

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook