A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views

bheja fry shayari

Aapko 2 baten btata hun wo b free me
.
1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
or wo free me Apko free samajh kr Apko free karde
.
2: ksi se free me itna free hojao k usay free me Apke free honay
ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
hote hue b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rahe or Ap free me usay free krdo
.
Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Faqeer vs girl

Faqeer; Allah k naam pe kuch de do?

Girl;kuch nai, jao maaf karo.
Faqeer;chalo apna mobile number hi de do baba dua bi karega aur msg bi kare ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

I think I need glasses

Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they

Ek jahaz mein teen aadmi safar ker rahey they. Ek amreeki, ek arbi or ek pakistani.

Amreeki ney jaib sey paisey nikaley or jahaz sey neechey gira ker kehney laga, “Hamarey mulk mein daulat ziada ho gyee hey”

Arbi ney sona phenk diya or bola, “hamarey mulk mein sona bohat ziada ho gaya hey”

Pakistani sochney laga key mein kia karon, phir us ney dono ko jahaz sey dhakka dey diya or ooper sey cheekha, “hamarey mulk mein aadmi bohat ziada ho gyey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)