Faqeer vs girl
Faqeer; Allah k naam pe kuch de do?
Girl;kuch nai, jao maaf karo.
Faqeer;chalo apna mobile number hi de do baba dua bi karega aur msg bi kare ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 947 views
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