bheja fry shayari
Aapko 2 baten btata hun wo b free me
.
1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
or wo free me Apko free samajh kr Apko free karde
.
2: ksi se free me itna free hojao k usay free me Apke free honay
ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
hote hue b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rahe or Ap free me usay free krdo
.
Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 684 views
Similar Jokes
Height of Innocence
Kid (on phone): Madam, My son will not come to school today !
.
Madam: Who are you?
.
Kid: My Papa Speaking !!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!
Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
Santa: My wife’s first husband.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The
Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye
Huwy Hen.?
Dusre Ne Kaha
Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen
Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SON: Abba idher AA.
MOTHER: Aise nai boltey beta, Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.
SON: Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)