Ameer hai ya gareeb hai

Dost:docter ye kiun pochte hain subah kia khaya raat ko kia khaya.
2nd dost:yaar is se mareez ki mali halat ka pata lag jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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