Ameer hai ya gareeb hai

Dost:docter ye kiun pochte hain subah kia khaya raat ko kia khaya.
2nd dost:yaar is se mareez ki mali halat ka pata lag jata hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 927 views
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
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Facebook pe kisi ladki se chat
karne se
accha...
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Kisi Kutte ko patthar maaro...
Atleast dhang se
reply to karta hai.

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Ullu

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